Groucho Marx!

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
-Groucho Marx

"Go, and never darken my towels again."
-Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. "
-Groucho Marx

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-Groucho Marx

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
-Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
-Groucho Marx

BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: Groucho died three days after Elvis Presley. Unfortunately, due to the furor over the former's death, the media paid little attention to the passing of this comic genius.